Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue
In which John eats slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. I’m glad to have this punishment behind me. Thanks to Henry and nerdfighteria for the horror.
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Simultaneously very happy and grossed out. Must be a punishment video!
katniss dies at the end of catching fire and haymitch becomes the mockingjay
You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
Damon + unguarded eyes
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE